RGECA 2010: FRED: THE MOVIE (2010)

Watched: 2/27/2011

The Reel Grit Endurance Challenge started in LA and we Austin folks finally got permission to hold our own. The basic premise is a film marathon where all the movies are generally considered awful, participants may not talk through the films, if one must use the restroom one must do so in less than a minute or be forced to stand for the remainder of the film, etc. It is exactly what its name implies. The problem is, it seems we Austinites have more tolerance for crap…

Tweet play-by-play and review:

::Movie #6 is an Austin pick… FRED THE MOVIE. I’m actually quite scared. #RGECA #fb::

::So far FRED THE MOVIE is the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen. This kid is so fucking annoying. What’s wrong with you YouTube?! #RGECA::

::Holy Hell. FRED THE MOVIE is a physical assault. Comedy at its most annoying. The gay pet store owners were kinda awesome, tho. #RGECA #fb::

And at one point, in a Tweet to a curious friend I called FRED: THE MOVIE a “prickly wet fart of a movie.”

This movie isn’t just BAD, it’s ANNOYING. Which almost makes it the worst of the night but it has a plot so it’s automatically better than GLITTER. There’s also one SUPER funny bit in a pet store that must have been improvised or written by someone other than anyone else involved with this movie. I guess this Fred guy is a YouTube sensation and more than anything else it really showed me how out of touch I am with today’s youth. So it made me feel like an old man. So, in conclusion, fuck you Fred. Fuck you in your stupid face, grow some balls and talk like a man. You fucking ninny. Get off my lawn! Feel our pain:

DO NOT buy FRED: THE MOVIE on DVD here!

  • 2011 New: 67
  • 2011 Re-see: 31
  • 2010 TOTAL: 98


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