Archive for the RGECA 2010 Category

RGECA 2010: The Willbreaker

Posted in 2011 New, Movies (2011), RGECA 2010 with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by btsjunkie

Watched: 2/27/2011

The Reel Grit Endurance Challenge started in LA and we Austin folks finally got permission to hold our own. The basic premise is a film marathon where all the movies are generally considered awful, participants may not talk through the films, if one must use the restroom one must do so in less than a minute or be forced to stand for the remainder of the film, etc. It is exactly what its name implies. The problem is, it seems we Austinites have more tolerance for crap…

The thing about RGEC is that it ends with a Willbreaker, a movie that is supposed to be so bad nobody can stand it, it’s the movie that destroys your soul after 12 hours of awfulness. And the reward for making through is… the Willbreaker is a secret everyone who participates takes to the grave. I can’t even tell you when it was made, who was in it, anything… I WILL say, though, that it wasn’t the worst movie of the night and I’d probably watch it again someday if it was put on in front of me and I didn’t have the power to change it.

  • 2011 New: 69
  • 2011 Re-see: 31
  • 2010 TOTAL: 100


RGECA: LEFT BEHIND II: TRIBULATION FORCE

Posted in 2011 New, Movies (2011), RGECA 2010 with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by btsjunkie

Watched: 2/27/2011

The Reel Grit Endurance Challenge started in LA and we Austin folks finally got permission to hold our own. The basic premise is a film marathon where all the movies are generally considered awful, participants may not talk through the films, if one must use the restroom one must do so in less than a minute or be forced to stand for the remainder of the film, etc. It is exactly what its name implies. The problem is, it seems we Austinites have more tolerance for crap…

Tweet play-by-play and review:

::Now for movie #7, LA pick LEFT BEHIND II: TRIBULATION FORCE. I’m hoping rapture saves us from this movie. #RGECA #fb::

::”There’s no halfway with the antichrist.”::

::I wish LEFT BEHIND II was more like MEGIDDO: OMEGA CODE 2.::

::I didn’t get enough out of LEFT BEHIND II to say much about it. Haven’t seen the first. Wasn’t unbearable. #RGECA #fb::

Yeah, I dunno. Some shit happens, Kirk Cameron gives a lengthy sermon, some more shit happen, sermon, repeat, repeat, some lightning shoots out of the eyes of two old Jewish men. End. I was barely functioning at this point and the movie didn’t do anything for me, didn’t even make me hate it. It just… was.

Buy LEFT BEHIND II: TRIBULATION FORCE on DVD here!

  • 2011 New: 68
  • 2011 Re-see: 31
  • 2010 TOTAL: 99


RGECA 2010: FRED: THE MOVIE (2010)

Posted in 2011 New, Movies (2011), RGECA 2010 with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by btsjunkie

Watched: 2/27/2011

The Reel Grit Endurance Challenge started in LA and we Austin folks finally got permission to hold our own. The basic premise is a film marathon where all the movies are generally considered awful, participants may not talk through the films, if one must use the restroom one must do so in less than a minute or be forced to stand for the remainder of the film, etc. It is exactly what its name implies. The problem is, it seems we Austinites have more tolerance for crap…

Tweet play-by-play and review:

::Movie #6 is an Austin pick… FRED THE MOVIE. I’m actually quite scared. #RGECA #fb::

::So far FRED THE MOVIE is the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen. This kid is so fucking annoying. What’s wrong with you YouTube?! #RGECA::

::Holy Hell. FRED THE MOVIE is a physical assault. Comedy at its most annoying. The gay pet store owners were kinda awesome, tho. #RGECA #fb::

And at one point, in a Tweet to a curious friend I called FRED: THE MOVIE a “prickly wet fart of a movie.”

This movie isn’t just BAD, it’s ANNOYING. Which almost makes it the worst of the night but it has a plot so it’s automatically better than GLITTER. There’s also one SUPER funny bit in a pet store that must have been improvised or written by someone other than anyone else involved with this movie. I guess this Fred guy is a YouTube sensation and more than anything else it really showed me how out of touch I am with today’s youth. So it made me feel like an old man. So, in conclusion, fuck you Fred. Fuck you in your stupid face, grow some balls and talk like a man. You fucking ninny. Get off my lawn! Feel our pain:

DO NOT buy FRED: THE MOVIE on DVD here!

  • 2011 New: 67
  • 2011 Re-see: 31
  • 2010 TOTAL: 98


RGECA 2010: GLITTER (2001)

Posted in 2011 New, Movies (2011), RGECA 2010 with tags , , on February 26, 2011 by btsjunkie

Watched: 2/26/2011

The Reel Grit Endurance Challenge started in LA and we Austin folks finally got permission to hold our own. The basic premise is a film marathon where all the movies are generally considered awful, participants may not talk through the films, if one must use the restroom one must do so in less than a minute or be forced to stand for the remainder of the film, etc. It is exactly what its name implies. The problem is, it seems we Austinites have more tolerance for crap…

Before this started I Tweeted:

::Movie #5 is another LA pick… GLITTER. This will be a cakewalk. Nothing truly awful yet. #RGECA #fb::

During GLITTER I Tweeted:

::Dear GLITTER, please get better or worse. This slow ride on the mediocrity train is taxing at best. Love, #RGECA #fb::

When it was over I tweeted:

::There are many movies out there worse than GLITTER but I’m doubtful any will play #RGECA tonight. Boring as sin. #fb::

THIS is the kind of crap I expected from RGEC. My main problem with this movie is that it’s not really a movie. It’s a vanity project that has no progression of plot or character. Mariah is the main character but she never has any real conflict that drives the film, the conflict is with her MANAGER. So… we have a character just moving through nothingness doing nothing with no consequences or threats. Eat me, GLITTER. I hate you.

Buy GLITTER on DVD here!

  • 2011 New: 66
  • 2011 Re-see: 31
  • 2010 TOTAL: 97


RGECA: DUKE OF EARL (????)

Posted in 2011 New, Movies (2011), RGECA 2010 with tags , , on February 26, 2011 by btsjunkie

The Reel Grit Endurance Challenge started in LA and we Austin folks finally got permission to hold our own. The basic premise is a film marathon where all the movies are generally considered awful, participants may not talk through the films, if one must use the restroom one must do so in less than a minute or be forced to stand for the remainder of the film, etc. It is exactly what its name implies. The problem is, it seems we Austinites have more tolerance for crap…

You’re going to have to use your imagination on this one. It’s not on IMDB. It’s a church made come-to-Jesus film that focuses on Latino gangs. Basically the lead character gets out of prison and finds life on the outside rough. Only Jesus can help him. Or can he???

Tweets:

::Now some shot on video Christian Latino prison movie called DUKE OF EARL. This is gonna hurt! #RGECA #fb::

::DUKE OF EARL has the longest, angriest “come to God” speech ever. Plus gang fights. #RGECA::

::Duke just came to Jesus. Tearfully. His days on the streets are over. Still don’t know why it’s called DUKE OF EARL, though. #RGECA::

::The “where are they now” title cards at the end of DUKE OF EARL are the best things I’ve ever seen. 4 films down! #RGEC #fb::

It’s heart was in the right place and it was actually quite entertaining for the most part. Great random VHS score by @reeldistraction. (Later, though, we learned that a qualification for an RGEC film is that it must have played theatrically.  Oops!)

  • 2011 New: 65
  • 2011 Re-see: 31
  • 2010 TOTAL: 96

RGECA 2010: RIDING ON THE BUS WITH MY SISTER (2005)

Posted in 2011 New, Movies (2011), RGECA 2010 with tags , , on February 26, 2011 by btsjunkie

Watched: 2/26/2011

The Reel Grit Endurance Challenge started in LA and we Austin folks finally got permission to hold our own. The basic premise is a film marathon where all the movies are generally considered awful, participants may not talk through the films, if one must use the restroom one must do so in less than a minute or be forced to stand for the remainder of the film, etc. It is exactly what its name implies. The problem is, it seems we Austinites have more tolerance for crap…

Tweet review:

::RIDING ON THE BUS WITH MY SISTER was tender, touching and hilarious. Exquisite direction by Huston. O’Donnell shines. #RGECA #fb::

Okay, so that’s a lie. This was an epic misfire by everyone involved. MacDowell’s character is a complete bitch and has a character change out of left field, O’Donnell overplays the mentally challenged thing and the whole production is completely flat. And balls out hilarious. I’ll let a video speak for this movie:

Buy RIDING ON THE BUS WITH MY SISTER on DVD here!

  • 2011 New: 64
  • 2011 Re-see: 31
  • 2010 TOTAL: 95

RGECA 2010: FURRY VENGEANCE (2010)

Posted in 2011 New, Movies (2011), RGECA 2010 with tags , , on February 26, 2011 by btsjunkie

Watched: 2/26/2011

The Reel Grit Endurance Challenge started in LA and we Austin folks finally got permission to hold our own. The basic premise is a film marathon where all the movies are generally considered awful, participants may not talk through the films, if one must use the restroom one must do so in less than a minute or be forced to stand for the remainder of the film, etc. It is exactly what its name implies. The problem is, it seems we Austinites have more tolerance for crap…

Tweet play-by-play and review:

::The racism in FURRY VENGEANCE is a bit squirm-inducing but it’s pretty funny otherwise. #bringit #RGECA::

::Loving how much abuse Brooke Shields takes in FURRY VENGEANCE. #RGECA::

::FURRY VENGEANCE. I laughed. Next is an Austin pick! #RGECA::

Another movie that isn’t as bad as its reputation would have you believe. Don’t get me wrong, under a critical eye this pales in comparison to COP OUT even but there’s something charming about the mistimed slapstick on display. My favorite part was definitely the complete shaming of Brooke Shields, she’s just sunk so slow with this movie. At one point she gets hit in the face with a slab of meat which knocks her off a deck. I almost lost my complete shit at that point. Bad, but entertaining. No endurance necessary.

Buy FURRY VENGEANCE on DVD here! Or on Blu-ray here!

  • 2011 New: 63
  • 2011 Re-see: 31
  • 2010 TOTAL: 94